The Troma Night Drinking Rules - Version 3
Understanding The Rules
To participate in the hallowed tradition of The Troma Night Drinking Game, you will need an alcoholic beverage, and probably several of them. If for whatever reason you're not drinking (designated decoy, teetotaller, wuss, etc.) it's considered polite to still "play along," spotting instances of rules for other people and making the "drinky drinky" gesture with your hands or with a soft drink.
All drinking in the rules is defined as a number of shots. We don't recommend that you drink shots of your favourite spirit (and we're even less likely to recommend that you drink shots of your least favourite), as law enforcement agencies may later find us guilty of assisted suicide. Instead, we recommend beer, wine, or spirits-with-a-mixer be used. The size a gulp that is a "shot" is left up to the participant: however, as a rule of thumb, a "shot" of beer is often measured in "fingers." A two-finger drink from a bottle of beer, for instance, reduces the volume in the bottle by the width of two of your fingers, which is easy to measure because you'll be holding the bottle with those same fingers.
Troma Night encourages sensible drinking. The drinking rules exist only to provide an additional form of entertainment (which, during some of the more dire films, is perhaps essential) during the evening. You don't need to memorise them, although it will earn you Respect Points which can later be traded in for sexual favours, we've heard. Just memorise a subset and allow others to do the same, and be ready with your glass in your hand when somebody calls out "Nipples! Drink!"
If in doubt, drink until you reach that stage of drunkenness when you know everything, and then you won't doubt any more.
Ruleset A: All Films
These rules apply to all films that are watched at Troma Night, as well as any episodes of TV series', music videos, YouTube submissions, impromptu dramatic performances, and so on.
A01: Guest Appearances
Drink 1 shot for a guest appearance by:
- Lemmy from Motorhead (narrator in Tromeo & Juliet)
- Ron Jeremy (Clark [the pornstar director] in Orgazmo)
- David Warner (Lord Vultare, Baydool, and the narrator in Quest Of The Delta Nights)
Drink 2 shots for a guest appearance by:
- Lloyd Kaufman (president of Troma Entertainment and the creator of The Toxic Avenger)
- Will Keenan (Tromeo from Tromeo & Juliet)
- Trent Hagaa (Tex Diaper [guy killed by disembowelment] from Citizen Toxie: The Toxic Avenger IV)
- Charlotte Kaufman (daughter of Lloyd, second mutant child in Tromeo & Juliet)
A02: Railing Deaths
(the Space Mutiny rule)
Drink 1 shot when somebody is killed by falling from a high place despite there being a railing to protect them, or when somebody is mortally injured causing them to fall over a railing.
A03: Nipples
(Alec's rule)
Drink 1 shot for the first appearance in a film of a given female character's nipple (so, potentially 2 shots if both nipples are seen).
A04: Bad Dubbing Or Subtitles
(the Quick Noon rule)
Drink 1 shot if the subtitles or dubbing are so bad that it is impossible to accurately determine what the plot is actually about. Drink 1 shot if nobody wants to turn off the awful subtitles.
Note: does not apply to Ferocious Female Freedom Fighters.
A05: MPAA's Lack Of Jurisdiction
Drink 1 shot if the film isn't available in the UK yet.
Drink 1 shot if the film isn't available in the UK or US yet.
Drink 1 shot if the film isn't available anywhere yet.
A06: Poetic License
Drink 1 shot if the film is based on a traditional story.
Drink 1 shot if the original author would have approved.
A07: Drugs and Kids With Guns
(the "if they're doing it, it must be okay" rule)
Drink 1 shot if a character takes drugs.
Drink 1 shot if a character drinks alcohol (hardcore variation: drink whenever and whatever the character drinks - do not attempt when watching Withnail & I).
Drink 1 shot if a child fires a gun.
Drink another 1 shot if any of this is done to a character against their will.
A08: Obvious Plot Twists
(the "Saw It A Mile OffTM" rule)
Drink 1 shot if a plot element is known at least 30 seconds in advance of it happening.
Saw It A Day Off: Drink another 1 shot if you saw it coming before you even put the film on.
A08: Hand To Hand Combat
(the "melee" rule)
Drink 1 shot for a fight between characters armed only with their skills as actors.
Drink 1 shot if one character is in a position of severe disadvantage (e.g. in a wheelchair, a young child, while handcuffed, or even all three).
Unlikely Win Rule: Drink another 1 shot if a disadvantaged fighter wins without the help of the protagonist.
Ruleset TN: Welcome To Troma Night
These rules apply to the people actually at Troma Night. They're based on the cliches and the traditions of Troma Night.
TN01: The Cheesy Rule
These rules all apply to Hollywood Pizza, Troma Night's preferred source of greasy cheese on bread.
Drink 1 shot is Hollywood Pizza don't ask for an address (we order so regularly that sometimes they just guess).
Drink 2 shots if they don't ask what we'd like or if they pass comment on us ordering something unusual.
Drink 3 shots if we call them later than usual and they express concern.
Drink 4 shots if they call us up or if they turn up with somebody else's order because "it sounded like the kind of order that we make."
TN02: Troma Night On Location
Drink 1 shot if you're not at The Cottage.
Drink another 1 shot if you're not at The Cottage, Paul's place, Rory's place, or the cinema.
Drink 3 shots if you're not in Aberystwyth.
TN03: The All-Seeing Absent Projectionist
Drink 1 shot if Not-Gay Gareth turns up.
Not-Gay Surprise Rule: Drink another 1 shot for each film we're watching that he hasn't already seen.
TN04: Insomnia
Drink 1 shot if you stay for a third film.
Having done that, drink a further 2 shots if you are Rory.
Sarah's Rule: drink 1 shot if you only manage to turn up in time for the third film.
TN05: Indecision
(Claire's rule)
Drink 1 shot if Claire shares a pizza with somebody else to avoid having to think for herself.
Drink another 1 shot if she doesn't finish her pizza.
TN06: Ghettoes
(the "gay corner" rule)
Drink 1 shot if Adam and Rory sit together in "the gay corner."
TN07: New People
Drink 1 shot for each new person (Troma Night virgin) that comes.
Drink 1 shot if a new person brings TastyLager.
Drink 1 shot of theirs if they bring RealAle.
TN08: Post-Modern Irony
(the "Alec would be proud" rule)
Drink 1 shot if we're watching a bad film and you genuinely like it (e.g. Spiceworld), not just because you want to laugh at it (e.g. Space Mutiny).
Ruleset 3K: Hitler Science Theater 2000
These rules apply when we're watching Mystery Science Theater 3000 or RiffTrax movies.
3K01: Perfect Syn-syn-syn-sync Technology
Drink 1 shot if Dan messes up the start of a RiffTrax.
3K02: Cowering Inferno
Drink 1 shot if a character runs up stairs to get away from danger.
3K03: Scary In 1940
Drink 1 shot if a hero makes a comment to the camera ("They could even be... in our MOVIE THEATERS!"). E.g. Reefer Madness, The Blob.
3K04: Model Shots
Drink 1 shot for an obvious model shot. Drink another 1 shot if it's an obvious "Michael Bay" shot.
3K05: Expositions
Drink 1 shot if a character explains the entire plot to another character. Drink another 1 shot if this suddenly makes the movie make any sense at all to you, as an audience member.
Ruleset T: Troma
These rules apply only when we're watching films made by or distributed by Troma Studios, although you're welcome to apply the more generic ones - such as the Troma Staples rules - during any film.
T01: God Bless Troma
Drink 1 shot for a shot of the twin towers of the World Trade Center. Drink another 1 shot for any reference to September 11th.
T02: Troma Staples
Drink 1 shot for any of the following:
- Head crushing
- Dismemberment
- Beating with dismembered limb
- Anything passing through the digestive system (either way) in less than 20 seconds
- Troma stereotypes (including cops eating doughnuts, fat mayors, rednecks etc.)
- Appearance of a Troma Superstar outside of their own films (Sgt. Kabukiman, Toxic Avenger)
T03: Fix It In Post
Drink 1 shot if a joke was obviously thought of after shooting had finished and the only way to get it in was using really bad ADR.
T04: Scarred For Life
Drink 1 shot if a child witnesses something hideously violent. Drink another 1 shot if it's something hideously violent that's being done to them.
T05: Jello!
Drink 1 shot if a gory special effect is quite obviously made from supermarket supplies (it's amazing what you can do with food dye and cornflour).
Drink another 1 shot if it makes you wince anyway.
T06: The Exploding Car
Drink 1 shot for the car flip scene from Sgt. Kabukiman N.Y.P.D.
Drink another 1 shot if the characters make reference to this.
Drink another 1 shot if you're actually watching Sgt. Kabukiman N.Y.P.D.
T07: Family Friendly
Drink 1 shot for a Troma film that's suitable for children.
T08: Overacting
(the Will Keenan rule)
Drink 1 shot for gratuitous overacting.
Note: Does not count if actually by Will Keenan.
T09: Sex
Drink 1 shot for a sex scene.
Drink another 1 shot for each of the following:
- Non-heterosexual sex
- Gratuitous comic sound effects
- Any instances of non-vanilla activity, including: bodily functions, pickles, inanimate objects, dismemberment or dismembered body parts, bloodletting, incest, and necrophilia (with a bonus 1 shot for necrophilia where the living party is not aware of the deceased party being dead).
T10: Terribly Unlikely
Should a reference to Troma Night or Avangel.com appear, consume all the alcohol in the building.